Drivers who like to avoid taking life too seriously can now enjoy a novelty road trip around some of Europe’s most lewdly-named locations, with a new rude road trip route planned out by holiday car rental experts at StressFreeCarRental.com.
From Twatt in Scotland to Middelfart in Denmark, their team has researched Europe’s most dubious place names in order to create the ultimate road trip for travellers who like to live life on the silly side. The roadtrip covers 15 countries, over 14,800 miles and is estimated to take over 190 hours. That’s 8 full days of driving – calculated using the distance to each location if driving non-stop.
If you’ve ever been to places like Rimsting or Bendova, do let us know your travel tips for road trippers arriving in some of these salubrious destinations…
| Destination | Time between (Hours) | Distance between (KM) |
| Twatt, Orkney, Scotland To Spunkane, Co. Kerry, Ireland | 18 hours | 1258 km |
| Spunkane, Co. Kerry, Ireland To Three Cocks, Wales | 11 hours | 596 km |
| Three Cocks, Wales To Brown Willy, Cornwall, England | 4 hours | 326 km |
| Brown Willy, Cornwall, England To Playa de Poo, Asturias, Spain | 20 hours | 1441 km |
| Playa de Poo, Asturias, Spain To Condom, France | 6 hours | 516 km |
| Condom, France To Piscinas, Italy | 19 hours | 1192 km |
| Piscinas, Italy To Clit, Romania | 31 hours | 2314 km |
| Clit, Romania To Cunter (Graubünden), Switzerland | 19 hours | 1679 km |
| Cunter (Graubünden), Switzerland To Rimsting, 83253, Germany | 16 hours | 1311 km |
| Rimsting, 83253, Germany To Fugging, Austria | 1 hour | 56 km |
| Fugging, Austria To Bendova, Czech Republic | 3 hours | 235 km |
| Bendova, Czech Republic To Asse, Belgium | 8 hours | 817 km |
| Asse, Belgium To Middelfart, Denmark | 9 hours | 849 km |
| Middelfart, Denmark To Mora, Rövhålet, Sweden | 11 hours | 953 km |
| TOTAL | 192 hours (8 days) | 14,854 km |
Locals who reside in some of the offensively named locations have been so ridiculed by visitors and their bad jokes, that local councils have been forced to change these historic names.
Fugging in western Austria, which dates back to the 11th century, was recently renamed from F*cking after it became a popular stop-off point for both the media and tourists to ridicule.
The Mayor of Fugging, where the residents are known as f*ckiners, said dozens of their signposts were stolen, resulting in local authorities having to erect new signs in theft-resistant concrete, helping the case for the name change.
A spokesperson for StressFreeCarRental.com said: “Those looking for the most eccentric road trip this summer should look no further. From Spunkane in Kerry, Ireland to Condom in France, Europe delivers on providing outrageous locations to give the traditional road trip an extreme edge.
“With some councils already having to change the names of places deemed offensive, many of these places may soon have to get rid of their quirky names.
“Stick on your cheesy playlist and visit these crude spots all across Europe – make sure to take a selfie with the rudest signposts for the perfect social media post.”
